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Cala a boca porra.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,975thMost Influential: 5,828thMost Devout: 7,500th
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Jacquin

Population1.2 billion

CapitalEndauldi
LeaderTitan dos Games - Bolotão
FaithJacquin's Catholic Crurch

CurrencyXuplecas
Animalchiclepuxe plutonita

The Dictatorship of Jacquin is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Titan dos Games - Bolotão with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.2 billion Jacquinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endauldi. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jacquinian economy, worth 81.6 trillion Xuplecas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,965 Xuplecas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, a government program is underway to revitalize Jacquin's beaches, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jacquin's national animal is the chiclepuxe plutonita, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jacquin's Catholic Crurch.

Jacquin is ranked 259,399th in the world and 136th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,975thMost Influential: 5,828thMost Devout: 7,500thMost Authoritarian: 8,429thMost Income Equality: 11,826thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,193rdNicest Citizens: 14,649thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,757thLowest Crime Rates: 17,972ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,558thLargest Governments: 22,615thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,682ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,576thMost Inclusive: 25,936th
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Most Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jacquin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacquin, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacquin, a government program is underway to revitalize Jacquin's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacquin, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet.
  • : Jacquin was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Jacquin, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'.
  • : Jacquin was endorsed by The Republic of Sicilian Restoration.
  • : Jacquin was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Bezar.
  • : Jacquin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jacquin, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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