Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr
Population | 7.348 billion |
Currency | Gulden |
Animal | Tetrahedral carbon atom |
The Commonwealth of Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.348 billion Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jrian economy, worth 782 trillion Guldens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,447 Guldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr's national animal is the Tetrahedral carbon atom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr is ranked 36,824th in the world and 3rd in Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for Most Stationary, with 1,237.04860412172 days.
National Happenings
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- : Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
- : Following new legislation in Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in Jacobus Henricus van t Hoff Jr, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.