The Kingdom of Jackistann is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Jésus Starkovski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.203 billion Jackistannians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigsburg. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Jackistannian economy, worth 186 trillion Dimonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 84,701 Dimonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, even secular Jackistannians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jackistann's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bigism.

Jackistann is ranked 137,489^th in the world and 113^th in New United Kingdom for Nudest, with 140.75 cheeks per square mile.