The United States of Jabres is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 566 million Jabresians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windkapital. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jabresian economy, worth 34.3 trillion caiums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 60,518 caiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, cars are banned, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Jabres's many privately-owned prisons. Crime is totally unknown. Jabres's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jabres is ranked 87,107^th in the world and 827^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 34.48 quips per hour.