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Jadeites are the most precious gemstones
Most Compassionate Citizens: 188thMost Inclusive: 198thNicest Citizens: 200th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jabhezilhe

Population6.802 billion

CapitalJadia
LeaderJade Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyJadeite
AnimalFalcon

The Precious Gemnation of Jabhezilhe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jade Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.802 billion Jabhezilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jadia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jabhezilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,950 trillion Jadeites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,729 Jadeites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. Jabhezilhe's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Jabhezilhe is ranked 273,397th in the world and 40th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 188thMost Inclusive: 198thNicest Citizens: 200thMost Pacifist: 313thHighest Food Quality: 372ndLargest Welfare Programs: 441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 509thMost Rebellious Youth: 541stLargest Governments: 599thBest Weather: 603rdMost Developed: 622ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 639thMost Beautiful Environments: 644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 680thLongest Average Lifespans: 682ndMost Secular: 720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 724thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 748thMost Efficient Economies: 784thHighest Poor Incomes: 787thHealthiest Citizens: 820thMost Cultured: 868thSafest: 916thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,250thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,253rdSmartest Citizens: 1,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,366thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,368thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,507thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,269thLowest Crime Rates: 2,396thRudest Citizens: 2,554thHighest Average Incomes: 2,672ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,955thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,045thHighest Economic Output: 10,030thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,230thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,402ndMost Influential: 24,981st
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, only Jade Darklight's friends count in the eyes of the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in Jabhezilhe, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.

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