The Precious Gemnation of Jabhezilhe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jade Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.802 billion Jabhezilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jadia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jabhezilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,950 trillion Jadeites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,729 Jadeites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown. Jabhezilhe's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Jabhezilhe is ranked 273,397^th in the world and 40^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.