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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,124thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,152nd
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Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Iyzlandz

Population5.528 billion

CurrencySliding Dollar
AnimalMoose

The Kingdom of Iyzlandz is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 5.528 billion Iyzlandzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Iyzlandzian economy, worth 338 trillion Sliding Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,303 Sliding Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iyzlandz's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iyzlandz is ranked 56,585th in the world and 19th in The Slide Countries for Rudest Citizens, with 65.24 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,124thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,405thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,152nd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 7th in the region

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