The Community of Ivanea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.067 billion Ivaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ivanean economy, worth 921 trillion ivas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 181,927 ivas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, Ivanean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and blind dates tend to result in bruised shins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivanea's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ivanea is ranked 5,274^th in the world and 158^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 124.65 quips per hour.