Population | 6.796 billion |
Capital | Yayaville |
Leader | Yaya |
Faith | Yayatisme |
Currency | sou |
Animal | wolf |
The Holy Empire of Itsik is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Yaya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.796 billion Itsikais are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yayaville. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Itsikian economy, worth 516 trillion sous a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 75,938 sous, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itsik's national animal is the wolf and its national religion is Yayatisme.
Itsik is ranked 28,442nd in the world and 34th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.66 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Itsik, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
- : Itsik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Itsik, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Itsik, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
- : Following new legislation in Itsik, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
- : Following new legislation in Itsik, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
- : Following new legislation in Itsik, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Yaya's stash".
- : Itsik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Itsik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
- : Itsik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » The Salaxalans, Urran, Oblitus Terras, The United Federation of Sealand, Meadow Rise, Giruelana, and Chicken Nuggets and Beans.