The Work of a Nation
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 259th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population8.071 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.071 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,902 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 359,659 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 38,029th in the world and 1,620th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,629.5 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 354thHighest Poor Incomes: 416thMost Influential: 627thLargest Black Market: 786thMost Armed: 881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 886thHighest Average Incomes: 1,167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,879thTop
Largest Governments: 2,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,725thMost Developed: 3,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,412thLargest Mining Sector: 4,417thSmartest Citizens: 4,587thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,847thHighest Economic Output: 5,104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,548thRudest Citizens: 6,254thMost Efficient Economies: 6,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,751stMost Cultured: 7,193rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,700thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,974thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,717thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,040thLowest Crime Rates: 14,228thMost Stationary: 15,302ndMost Secular: 22,275th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 204th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 226th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 271st in the regionRudest Citizens: 334th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 341st in the regionMost Stationary: 348th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 357th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 404th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 412th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 507th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 765th in the regionMost Inclusive: 773rd in the regionLargest Populations: 806th in the region

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