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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population6.407 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior
FaithItallitopian Orthodox

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.407 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,382 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,791 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 160th in the world and 11th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 58,429.21 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 210thHighest Poor Incomes: 283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 380thMost Influential: 637thLargest Black Market: 769thLargest Information Technology Sector: 828thMost Armed: 835thHighest Average Incomes: 984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,808thTop
Largest Governments: 2,418thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,890thLargest Mining Sector: 3,268thMost Developed: 3,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,095thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,211thSmartest Citizens: 4,526thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,715thHighest Economic Output: 5,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,759thMost Cultured: 7,211thMost Avoided: 7,567thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,908thRudest Citizens: 8,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,563rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,558thMost Inclusive: 13,884thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,349thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,769thMost Stationary: 17,238thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,074thMost Authoritarian: 20,148th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 144th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 196th in the regionMost Developed: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 229th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 232nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 239th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 279th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionMost Avoided: 287th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 362nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 396th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 399th in the regionMost Stationary: 410th in the regionRudest Citizens: 423rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 668th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 682nd in the regionLargest Populations: 817th in the regionMost Inclusive: 819th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 909th in the region

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