The Work of a Nation Mountain Dewus Junior
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 425th
The Military Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.409 billion

LeaderMountain Dewus Junior

CurrencyWorkers Stamp
AnimalMountain Dew

The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.409 billion Itallitopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth 918 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,543 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Itallitopia, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lalaism.

Itallitopia is ranked 11,636th in the world and 681st in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 166.36 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 425thHighest Poor Incomes: 507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 542ndMost Influential: 681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,249thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,863rdLargest Black Market: 1,971stHighest Average Incomes: 2,186thMost Armed: 2,549thRudest Citizens: 2,876thLargest Governments: 3,479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,196thLargest Mining Sector: 4,607thSmartest Citizens: 4,674thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,889thMost Cultured: 6,607thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,121stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,487thMost Avoided: 7,908thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,162ndMost Income Equality: 10,638thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,413thMost Inclusive: 11,636thMost Developed: 12,181stHighest Economic Output: 15,039thLowest Crime Rates: 16,713th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 63rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 158th in the regionRudest Citizens: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 189th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 213th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 242nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionMost Avoided: 258th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionMost Cultured: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 360th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 362nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 392nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 402nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 440th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 552nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 570th in the regionMost Inclusive: 681st in the regionMost Developed: 718th in the regionMost Stationary: 752nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 814th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 845th in the region

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