I said pizza con peperoni! Alessandro Mazzochi
Most Inclusive: 2,801stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,419th
The Ristorante Italiano of
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Italian Canada

Population6.512 billion

LeaderAlessandro Mazzochi

AnimalFlying Spaghetti Monster

The Ristorante Italiano of Italian Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Alessandro Mazzochi with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 6.512 billion Italian Canadians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croopsvil. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Italian Canadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Pizzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,485 Pizzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Italian Canada's national animal is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jeffism.

Italian Canada is ranked 174,151st in the world and 70th in Northern Utopia for Most Pro-Market, scoring -69.44 on the Rand Index.

Most Inclusive: 2,801stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,419thNicest Citizens: 3,421stMost Influential: 3,733rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,802ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,522ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,562ndMost Developed: 4,620thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,838thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,149thSmartest Citizens: 5,153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,474thLargest Governments: 5,664thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,039thBest Weather: 6,112thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,325thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,475thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,490thMost Cultured: 6,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,694thMost Efficient Economies: 6,849thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,351stHighest Average Incomes: 11,774thHighest Drug Use: 12,149thMost Pacifist: 12,204thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,365thLowest Crime Rates: 13,689thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,953rdMost Secular: 14,175thHighest Economic Output: 16,360th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the region

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