The Commonwealth of Isle Can is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Evanya Satchie with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 835 million Isle Canians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Can. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Isle Canian economy, worth 57.2 trillion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,456 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Evanya Satchie have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle Can's national animal is the Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isle Can is ranked 248,055^th in the world and 12,001^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -65.59 on the Hayek Index.