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The badgers are the best animal ever
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,977thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,418thNudest: 3,626th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Island of Badgers

Population2.514 billion

CapitalBadger burrow
LeaderThe lengedary Badger
FaithBadgerism

Currencybadgers
Animalbadger

The Republic of Island of Badgers is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The lengedary Badger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.514 billion Island of badgersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badger burrow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Island of Badgersian economy, worth 351 trillion badgers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 139,646 badgers, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, write-in candidate 'The lengedary Badger Sucks' is perennially popular, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, and children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Island of Badgers's national animal is the badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Badgerism.

Island of Badgers is ranked 71,409th in the world and 1st in The Revolutionary Communist Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,357.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,977thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,418thNudest: 3,626thFattest Citizens: 3,742ndMost Devout: 4,194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,033rdMost Cultured: 9,146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,645thMost Efficient Economies: 10,533rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,543rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 11,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,874thLargest Governments: 13,519thLowest Crime Rates: 14,420thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,038thLargest Mining Sector: 15,222ndLargest Black Market: 15,363rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,206thMost Conservative: 17,564thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,064thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,991stMost Developed: 21,880th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Island of Badgers, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it.
  • : Following new legislation in Island of Badgers, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Island of Badgers, write-in candidate 'The lengedary Badger Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Island of Badgers, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Following new legislation in Island of Badgers, the new one badgers coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Island of Badgers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Island of Badgers, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Island of Badgersian citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Island of Badgers, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Island of Badgers, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Island of Badgers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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