The Constitutional Monarchy of Islamarnia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by 9mm with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.584 billion Islamarnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mecca. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Islamarnian economy, worth 185 trillion Islamic Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 116,811 Islamic Riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Arabian Camel, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Islamarnia's national animal is the Arabian Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Islamarnia is ranked 83,864^th in the world and 1,409^th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 274.21422033612 days.