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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
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Isla Vista

Population34.924 billion

LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.924 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 28,911 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 827,838 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,632,106 per year while the poor average 44,389, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 8th in the world and 2nd in Wysteria for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 5.63 million Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thHighest Economic Output: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thMost Avoided: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22ndHighest Average Incomes: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thMost Armed: 25thMost Secular: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 51stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 51stSmartest Citizens: 61stFattest Citizens: 65thLargest Populations: 66thRudest Citizens: 78thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 92ndHighest Crime Rates: 97thLargest Agricultural Sector: 109thLargest Retail Industry: 127thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Publishing Industry: 188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 202ndMost Cultured: 220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 242ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,738thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,238thLargest Black Market: 2,663rdMost Influential: 5,403rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,409thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,488thMost Pro-Market: 6,517thTop
Largest Governments: 11,183rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,806th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the region

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