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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th
The Godless Mercantile Nexus of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Average
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Frightening
Political Freedom
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Isla Vista

Population38.137 billion

CapitalTrigo
LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.137 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 32,028 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 11,709th in the world and 10th in Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,826.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17thHighest Economic Output: 17thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stMost Avoided: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 29thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30thMost Armed: 33rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46thLargest Mining Sector: 50thMost Secular: 51stLargest Populations: 56thMost Efficient Economies: 63rdFattest Citizens: 82ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rdSmartest Citizens: 86thHighest Crime Rates: 118thRudest Citizens: 142ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 145thLargest Publishing Industry: 197thMost Corrupt Governments: 234thLargest Retail Industry: 259thMost Cultured: 270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 420thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,347thLargest Black Market: 4,664thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,040thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,288thMost Influential: 6,748thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,607thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,709thMost Pro-Market: 12,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,813thMost Stationary: 20,552nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Isla Vista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Isla Vista was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Isla Vista was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce, curing 1 million infected.

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