Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
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Isla Vista

Population35.312 billion

LeaderColonial Premier Mawaar

CurrencyGolden Bond
AnimalMarsupial Tiger

The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.312 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 29,232 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 827,838 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,632,106 per year while the poor average 44,389, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 52nd in the world and 8th in Wysteria for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 67,713.64 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13thHighest Economic Output: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thMost Avoided: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdHighest Average Incomes: 24thMost Armed: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thMost Secular: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndLargest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56thLargest Populations: 63rdSmartest Citizens: 64thFattest Citizens: 73rdRudest Citizens: 80thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90thHighest Crime Rates: 99thLargest Agricultural Sector: 116thLargest Retail Industry: 147thMost Corrupt Governments: 182ndLargest Publishing Industry: 188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 209thMost Cultured: 232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 262ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,715thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,246thLargest Black Market: 2,759thMost Influential: 5,492ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,594thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,456thMost Pro-Market: 6,896thTop
Largest Governments: 11,275thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,180th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the region

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