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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 121stMost Ignorant Citizens: 136thMost Subsidized Industry: 141st
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Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

Population10.405 billion

LeaderYour Favorite Weeaboo

AnimalGolden Lion Tamarin

The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.405 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,403 toskovats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big game hunters travel to Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani to try their hand at shark-shooting, only women may wear the crown of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani, the current TV ratings hit is "Keeping Up With The Isbjornians", and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 5,897th in the world and 39th in Forest for Rudest Citizens, with 137.62 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 121stMost Ignorant Citizens: 136thMost Subsidized Industry: 141stMost Primitive: 198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 446thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 450thMost Corrupt Governments: 453rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 476thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 594thLargest Retail Industry: 633rdLargest Black Market: 677thHighest Crime Rates: 916thFattest Citizens: 1,148thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,542ndMost Avoided: 1,613thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,819thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,974thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,501stMost Efficient Economies: 2,677thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,782ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,536thLargest Governments: 3,885thRudest Citizens: 5,897thHighest Economic Output: 5,963rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,019thNudest: 7,375thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,046thMost Stationary: 9,491stTop
Most Influential: 14,763rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,277th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the region

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