Population | 14.263 billion |
Capital | Stirner |
Leader | Max Stirner |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Drachma |
Animal | Black Eagle |
The Union of egoists of IraqGreece is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Max Stirner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.263 billion Egoists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stirner. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Egoist economy, worth a remarkable 4,214 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 295,509 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, former slaves are free to be oppressed, Max Stirner's new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers, and the single fish caught by Egoist fishers last year is cited as evidence of IraqGreece's thriving fisheries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IraqGreece's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.
IraqGreece is ranked 3,489th in the world and 7th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.88 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : IraqGreece was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, the single fish caught by Egoist fishers last year is cited as evidence of IraqGreece's thriving fisheries.
- : IraqGreece was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, Max Stirner's new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers.
- : IraqGreece was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, former slaves are free to be oppressed.
- : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
- : Following new legislation in IraqGreece, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
- : IraqGreece's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : IraqGreece was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.