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Least Corrupt Governments: 59thMost Pacifist: 66thMost Influential: 67th
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Population24.618 billion

CapitalIontan City
Leaderthe Executive Leader


The United Islands of Iontan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Executive Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.618 billion Iontanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iontan City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Iontian economy, worth a remarkable 5,489 trillion Tayoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 223,004 Tayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, high school bands practice by moonlight, artists are pillars of society, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iontan's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iontan is ranked 110,582nd in the world and 749th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 59thMost Pacifist: 66thMost Influential: 67thMost Compassionate Citizens: 99thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 105thBest Weather: 129thMost Beautiful Environments: 142ndSafest: 144thNicest Citizens: 146thLargest Publishing Industry: 151stMost Rebellious Youth: 193rdHealthiest Citizens: 201stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208thMost Developed: 221stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 244thHighest Food Quality: 280thLargest Welfare Programs: 314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 321stMost Inclusive: 345thMost Advanced Public Education: 362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 391stMost Secular: 467thSmartest Citizens: 632ndMost Cultured: 693rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 799thLargest Governments: 867thMost Stationary: 1,125thLowest Crime Rates: 1,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,133rdHighest Economic Output: 2,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,305thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,543rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 5,500thLargest Populations: 5,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,314thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,964thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,144thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,057thMost Income Equality: 20,704thMost Efficient Economies: 21,715th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Politically Free: 70th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Income Equality: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Iontan was endorsed by The Republic of Pickens Nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Iontan, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Iontan, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Iontan, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Iontan, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in Iontan, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Iontan, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Iontan, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Iontan, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Iontan endorsed The Republic of Verbool.