The University of International Technological University is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.095 billion Internationalites enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Jose. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The strong Internationalite economy, worth 54.5 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 49,762 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,986 per year while the poor average 4,654, a ratio of 58.4 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surveillance cameras are banned, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and International Technological University has designated San Jose as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. International Technological University's national animal is the arctic tern, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

International Technological University is ranked 229,778^th in the world and 191^st in California Colleges and Universities for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.