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You can’t say “2” without “1”. Paul Valtonen
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,480thMost Armed: 4,536thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,844th
The Peoples Republic of Inkwell of
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Inkwell Hell

Population1.921 billion

CapitalSouth Skiaperthparkes
LeaderPaul Valtonen
FaithLutheran

CurrencyIHkrone
AnimalMoose

The Peoples Republic of Inkwell of Inkwell Hell is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Valtonen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.921 billion Inkwellians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Skiaperthparkes. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inkwellish economy, worth 255 trillion IHkrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,857 IHkrones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the South Skiaperthparkes Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inkwell Hell's national animal is the Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheran.

Inkwell Hell is ranked 59,061st in the world and 31st in Abydos for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 189,648 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,480thMost Armed: 4,536thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,844thLowest Crime Rates: 5,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,565thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,821stMost Efficient Economies: 7,864thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,386thLargest Governments: 9,430thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,888thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,449thMost Cultured: 15,076thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,155thMost Devout: 15,774thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,620thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,660thHighest Average Incomes: 18,821stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,369thLargest Mining Sector: 24,059thMost Conservative: 24,335th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the South Skiaperthparkes Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, Paul Valtonen's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, it is said that an Inkwellish woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Inkwell Hell, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.

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