Information of the Communist Bloc
Population | 10.019 billion |
Capital | the Capital District |
Leader | Minister of Information |
Faith | Egoism |
Currency | word |
Animal | article |
The Ministry of Information of the Communist Bloc is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Minister of Information with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.019 billion Comrades are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Capital District. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Information of the Communist Blocian economy, worth 728 trillion words a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,752 words, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Minister of Information's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Information of the Communist Bloc's national animal is the article, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Egoism.
Information of the Communist Bloc is ranked 154,297th in the world and 1,246th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.67 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Information of the Communist Bloc, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Information of the Communist Bloc lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Information of the Communist Bloc published "The Red Standard: Official News of The Capitalist Bloc - April 1st, 2024" (Bulletin: News).
- : Information of the Communist Bloc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Information of the Communist Bloc, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Information of the Communist Bloc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Information of the Communist Bloc lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Information of the Communist Bloc published "The Red Standard: Official News of The Communist Bloc - March 20th, 2024" (Bulletin: News).
- : Information of the Communist Bloc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Information of the Communist Bloc was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.