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Food poisoning and mad cow disease. God-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5thMost Devout: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st
The Endless Atzoatl-Huetziz of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Infinite Coscotlan

Population8.514 billion

CapitalQuetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan
LeaderGod-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun
Faith🌞

CurrencyTrolcatlolcanlol
AnimalQuetzalcoatl

The Endless Atzoatl-Huetziz of Infinite Coscotlan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by God-on-Earth Quetzalcoatl the Bright Sun with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.514 billion Cahuatin are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quetzalopocatolpatanlopochtlicotlancatan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Coscotlanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,479 trillion Trolcatlolcanlols a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 408,716 Trolcatlolcanlols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, genetic researchers have been expelled, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infinite Coscotlan's national animal is the Quetzalcoatl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌞.

Infinite Coscotlan is ranked 226,063rd in the world and 1st in The Warp for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -30.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5thMost Devout: 10thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31stMost Primitive: 32ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 34thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rdBest Weather: 49thMost Corrupt Governments: 74thHighest Average Tax Rates: 142ndMost Beautiful Environments: 182ndLargest Governments: 205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 235thLowest Crime Rates: 251stHighest Poor Incomes: 308thLargest Black Market: 371stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 543rdHighest Average Incomes: 689thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,082ndMost Conservative: 1,088thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,576thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,352ndMost Authoritarian: 3,175thHighest Economic Output: 3,437thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,990thNudest: 5,471stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,831stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,360thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,717thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,489thTop
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Most Extreme: 16,081st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Coscotlanian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Infinite Coscotlan, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.

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