The Socialist Monarchy of In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Morgana Stregheria with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.152 billion Magians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strega. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magian economy, worth 104 trillion drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 48,606 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, and the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia's national animal is the emerald dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia is ranked 24,053^rd in the world and 678^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,326.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.