Oh, I've got heathens aplenty right here
Improving Wordiness was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 157
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 126thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,153rdBest Weather: 1,452nd
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Improving Wordiness

Population14.438 billion

FaithCant someone else do it

Currencydaily word
AnimalNaked Mole Rat

The Wootsockens of Improving Wordiness is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wordy with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.438 billion Improving Wordinessians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Environment, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uppercase. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Improving Wordinessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,762 trillion daily words a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 122,105 daily words, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Improving Wordiness's national animal is the Naked Mole Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cant someone else do it.

Improving Wordiness is ranked 6,622nd in the world and 131st in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.69 bananas ingested per day.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 126thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,153rdBest Weather: 1,452ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,537thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,698thNudest: 4,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,500thLowest Crime Rates: 5,880thLargest Governments: 6,308thHealthiest Citizens: 6,622ndMost Developed: 7,477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,053rdHighest Food Quality: 9,791stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,940thHighest Economic Output: 11,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,141stMost Influential: 12,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,465thMost Armed: 12,518thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,042ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,789thMost Inclusive: 18,254thSafest: 20,533rdLargest Populations: 20,868thMost Cultured: 23,209thMost Efficient Economies: 24,660thHighest Average Incomes: 25,068th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 103rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionLargest Populations: 151st in the region

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