The United States of Imperio tilandes is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 642 million tilandeseses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tibete. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The thriving Imperio tilandesian economy, worth 47.6 trillion tilandoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,124 tilandoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Imperio tilandes's national animal is the gnu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Imperio tilandes is ranked 104,566^th in the world and 208^th in Wintreath for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,611.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.