The Colony of Imperial Chesapeakean Crown III is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 992 million Imperial Chesapeakean Crown IIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Imperial Chesapeakean Crown IIIian economy, worth 37.7 trillion marks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,976 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Chesapeakean Crown III's national animal is the falcon.

Imperial Chesapeakean Crown III is ranked 243,151^st in the world and 18^th in Imperial Chesapeakean Navy for Most Conservative, scoring 41.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.