The Republic of Imperial Arzordia is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working population of 9.238 billion Imperial Arzordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Administration receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 5.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Imperial Arzordian economy, worth 411 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,533 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, economists claim no news is good news, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and the ban on cars has been repealed. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Imperial Arzordia's national animal is the bison.

Imperial Arzordia is ranked 253,347^th in the world and 75^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.21 law-abiding acts per hour.