The United Socialist States of Ilovewaffles is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Waffles population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.624 billion Ilovewafflesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The strong Ilovewafflesian economy, worth 780 trillion Waffleses a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,937 Waffleses, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Waffleses are considered a delicacy, and the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilovewaffles's national animal is the Waffles, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ilovewaffles is ranked 199,149^th in the world and 80^th in belgium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.75 law-abiding acts per hour.