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Make Illyria Great Again King Gent
Most Influential: 1,849thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,548thLowest Crime Rates: 2,697th
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IllyrianAlbania

Population2.14 billion

CapitalTirana
LeaderKing Gent

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Democratic Republic of IllyrianAlbania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Gent with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.14 billion Albanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Albanian economy, worth 330 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,476 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, group hugs break out during floor votes, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and people say chess victor King Gent can kill you with mind-bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IllyrianAlbania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

IllyrianAlbania is ranked 216,856th in the world and 863rd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -167.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Influential: 1,849thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,548thLowest Crime Rates: 2,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,658thHealthiest Citizens: 3,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,991stSafest: 4,134thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,501stLargest Governments: 4,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,282ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,316thBest Weather: 5,320thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,455thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,477thMost Developed: 5,730thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,700thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,850thSmartest Citizens: 11,949thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,968thMost Secular: 13,234thHighest Average Incomes: 13,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,805thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,363rdMost Cultured: 16,811thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,110th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionSafest: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 109th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 119th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 125th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : IllyrianAlbania was endorsed by The Union of The States of Texas and Arkansas.
  • : Following new legislation in IllyrianAlbania, people say chess victor King Gent can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in IllyrianAlbania, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in IllyrianAlbania, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in IllyrianAlbania, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in IllyrianAlbania, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : IllyrianAlbania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : IllyrianAlbania endorsed The Federation of Mynox.
  • : Following new legislation in IllyrianAlbania, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in IllyrianAlbania, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.

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