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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,107th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421st Most Influential: 3,953rd
The Incorporated States of
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Population513 million


CurrencyIllichiana Dollar
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Incorporated States of Illichiana is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 513 million Illichianans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gary. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The all-consuming Illichianan economy, worth 52.8 trillion Illichiana Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,957 Illichiana Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bike rage is all the rage, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and the statue in the Siskel Plaza has a solar panel for a hat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illichiana's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Illichiana is ranked 54,747th in the world and 2,827th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,432.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421stTop
Most Influential: 3,953rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,366thMost Secular: 5,179thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,515thNicest Citizens: 15,503rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,986thBest Weather: 17,114th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 212th in the regionMost Secular: 261st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 530th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 664th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 674th in the regionNicest Citizens: 854th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Illichiana, the statue in the McDuck Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Illichiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Illichiana, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Illichiana, an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Illichiana, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Illichiana, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Illichiana, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Illichiana, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
  • : Illichiana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Secular.
  • : Illichiana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » Newpromisedland, Alunya, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Ostrinios, Siwale, Notyoutopia, Shin-Hachioji, Sinelona, Omnistria, Shadowrik, Ozstan, Uganda Knuckles UK, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, Sundred, Guer Aike, Lunallian, Ninjak30, Great Bights Mum, Steraz, Pasargad, Kwaj, Corfad, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Malta Comino Gozo, Selfgradatude, The Black Cathedral, El Fiji Grande, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Ainsworth, Mzeusia, General COE, Federation Terra Australis, New Bremerton, Territorio di Nessuno, Black Templares, Papika, Ka Ching, Sunto, Maovale, Kasazzastan, Gladio II, THX1138, United Draconia, and 70 others.Agrauron, Sheldanada, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, Napnomadia, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Suicidistan, Bayern-Straubing, Unsophisticate, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Justanistan, Buckerino, Ara Antrizuls, 1 very fast endotarter, Wineclaw, Wilkshire, Amauri, Partax, SchoolHouse Rock, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Joodey, The United States of Romania, The Iron Lions, Vincone Cae, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Torakuen, SillyString, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, United North American, Atomic Industry Islands, Victoriaans Nederlands, Abject Ludicrosity, IsiMUd, Guslantis, Sanjurika, Balimut, Ethnon, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Fortnite Eco, Saturns Edge, Kirostan, Norostilors, Misuvelia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Orven, Peldorn, National Goats, Jasminlandia, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, and Kulgatha.

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