The Armed Republic of Ill coup you is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.173 billion Ill coup youans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Ill coup youan economy, worth 441 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,149 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Ill coup you in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ill coup you's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Ill coup you is ranked 317,333rd in the world and 3,359th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Smartest Citizens, with 11.83 quips per hour.
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Ill coup you was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Ill coup you's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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Ill coup you's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
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Ill coup you's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
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Ill coup you's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance fell from "Squire" to "Page".
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Ill coup you's influence in Hispano Germanic Alliance rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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Ill coup you relocated from Agrica to Hispano Germanic Alliance.
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Ill coup you was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Ill coup you's influence in Agrica fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
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Ill coup you's influence in Agrica rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".