Valhalla is waiting for her sons
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,645thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,457thMost Influential: 7,279th
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Population681 million



The Empire of Ilidonia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 681 million Ilidonieses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ilidonian economy, worth 51.9 trillion Danegelds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 76,172 Danegelds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilidonia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ilidonia is ranked 177,632nd in the world and 7,331st in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,645thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,457thMost Influential: 7,279thTop
Most Patriotic: 14,801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,344thMost Authoritarian: 18,424thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,582ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,793rdMost Income Equality: 23,283rdHealthiest Citizens: 23,889thBest Weather: 25,537th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 289th in the regionMost Patriotic: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 400th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 501st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 532nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 615th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 635th in the regionMost Influential: 670th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 721st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 763rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 784th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 789th in the regionBest Weather: 804th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 865th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 888th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 910th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 921st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 940th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 941st in the regionLargest Governments: 974th in the region

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