Population | 2.176 billion |
Capital | Port Iklens |
Leader | Luke Dreemurr |
Faith | Human decency |
Currency | Chroma |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Free Commune of Iklenskia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Luke Dreemurr with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.176 billion Iklenskians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Iklens. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Iklenskian economy, worth 150 trillion Chromas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,135 Chromas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Life is short but human kindness is endless, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iklenskia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Human decency.
Iklenskia is ranked 250,383rd in the world and 8,082nd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 18.9027309578 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Iklenskia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Iklenskia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Iklenskia, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Iklenskia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in Iklenskia, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in Iklenskia, life is short but human kindness is endless.
- : Following new legislation in Iklenskia, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms.
- : Following new legislation in Iklenskia, movie references are legally admissible in court.
- : Following new legislation in Iklenskia, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Iklenskia, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.