Population | 21.228 billion |
Capital | Port Cosa |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | None |
Currency | Reptilia |
Animal | Iguana |
The Eternal Misfortune of Iguanarctica is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.228 billion Iguanarcticans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Cosa. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Iguanarctican economy, worth a remarkable 9,274 trillion Reptilias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 436,900 Reptilias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime is totally unknown. Iguanarctica's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Iguanarctica is ranked 129,026th in the world and 36th in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Most Stationary, with 257.1566409752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, going on a diet invalidates your passport.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, nudity is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, Leader always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Iguanarctica, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.