Population | 40.762 billion |
Capital | Ifreann Palace |
Leader | Anaander Mianaai |
Faith | the Radchaai religion |
Currency | credit |
Animal | fish |
The Radchaai Province of Ifreann is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaander Mianaai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 40.762 billion Iffies are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ifreann Palace. The income tax rate is 100%.
The all-consuming Iffish economy, worth a remarkable 9,903 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 242,966 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, trains and passengers alike are often late, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ifreann's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Radchaai religion.
Ifreann is ranked 283,443rd in the world and 4th in The Isles O Chocolate Coatings for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ifreann was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Average Incomes, Most Influential, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Ifreann, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
- : Following new legislation in Ifreann, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Following new legislation in Ifreann, trains and passengers alike are often late.
- : Following new legislation in Ifreann, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
- : Following new legislation in Ifreann, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Ifreann, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Ifreann was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Ifreann, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Following new legislation in Ifreann, every week is blindness awareness week.