Population | 12.15 billion |
Capital | Blood-Stained Cellar |
Leader | Lord of Slaughter |
Faith | Stupidity |
Currency | Blood Droplet |
Animal | Zombie |
The Bloody Red Lands of Idiots Place is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord of Slaughter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.15 billion Dummies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood-Stained Cellar. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Stupid economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Blood Droplets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,407 Blood Droplets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Idiots Place at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, everyone apparently sends Lord of Slaughter hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Idiots Place's national animal is the Zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stupidity.
Idiots Place is ranked 125,172nd in the world and 1st in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations for Most Stationary, with 276.29592039272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Idiots Place lodged a message on the The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Idiots Place's influence in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Idiots Place's influence in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Idiots Place changed the regional password in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations.
- : Idiots Place's influence in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations rose from "Powerbroker" to "Hermit".
- : Idiots Place succeeded The Red Panda Republic of Evaropi as Governor of The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations.
- : Idiots Place's influence in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Idiots Place's influence in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Idiots Place's influence in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Idiots Place's influence in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".