Population | 5.853 billion |
Capital | kaskita |
Leader | idha II |
Currency | kaska |
Animal | red eagle |
The Federal Republic of Idhan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by idha II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.853 billion Idhanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of kaskita. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Idhanian economy, worth 739 trillion kaskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 126,323 kaskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the official Idhanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Idhan's national animal is the red eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Idhan is ranked 178,607th in the world and 3,783rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 80.35333051828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Idhan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Idhan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Idhan, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Idhan, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Idhan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Idhan, the official Idhanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Idhan, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in Idhan, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Idhan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Idhan's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".