NATION

PASSWORD

Iolites are the most precious gemstones
Most Compassionate Citizens: 337thNicest Citizens: 365thMost Inclusive: 429th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Iauzlilhe

Population5.333 billion

CapitalYaulitia
LeaderAnnabellia Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyIolite
AnimalAlligator

The Precious Gemnation of Iauzlilhe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Annabellia Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.333 billion Iauzlilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yaulitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Iauzlilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion Iolites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,590 Iolites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is totally unknown. Iauzlilhe's national animal is the Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Iauzlilhe is ranked 260,246th in the world and 2nd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -22.49 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 337thNicest Citizens: 365thMost Inclusive: 429thMost Pacifist: 495thLargest Welfare Programs: 529thHighest Food Quality: 694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 825thMost Developed: 878thBest Weather: 954thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 960thLargest Governments: 973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 979thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,106thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,127thHealthiest Citizens: 1,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,268thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,325thSafest: 1,362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,515thMost Cultured: 1,574thSmartest Citizens: 1,777thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,919thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,296thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,792ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,900thLowest Crime Rates: 3,088thRudest Citizens: 3,317thHighest Average Incomes: 3,527thMost Secular: 3,668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,726thNudest: 6,571stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,075thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,882ndMost Income Equality: 15,507thMost Patriotic: 23,603rdMost Influential: 25,147th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
  • : Iauzlilhe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Iauzlilhe, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.

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