Population | 7.614 billion |
Capital | Swamp |
Leader | Sir Shrek |
Faith | Onion |
Currency | Screaming villagers |
Animal | Donkey |
The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of I chose the first option is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Shrek with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.614 billion Ogres are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swamp. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.
The powerhouse Ogre economy, worth 747 trillion Screaming villagers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,209 Screaming villagers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and the elderly are killed softly with a song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I chose the first option's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Onion.
I chose the first option is ranked 239,265th in the world and 25th in The Vincence Empire for Most Stationary, with 22.1596038734 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : I chose the first option was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : I chose the first option was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : I chose the first option's influence in The Vincence Empire rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : I chose the first option's influence in The Vincence Empire rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : I chose the first option's influence in The Vincence Empire rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : I chose the first option's influence in The Vincence Empire rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : I chose the first option relocated from Lazarus to The Vincence Empire.
- : Following new legislation in I chose the first option, the elderly are killed softly with a song.
- : Following new legislation in I chose the first option, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in I chose the first option, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.