The Vulcan Science Officer of I Am Spock is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Katra with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.834 billion I Am Spockians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulcan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient I Am Spockian economy, worth a remarkable 5,302 trillion Star Treks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,341 Star Treks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 882,489 per year while the poor average 60,591, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. I Am Spock's national animal is the Logic, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vulcan.

I Am Spock is ranked 292,367^th in the world and 750^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 7.31 law-abiding acts per hour.