The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.563 billion I Always Choose The Last Optionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient I Always Choose The Last Optionian economy, worth a remarkable 5,754 trillion Currencies a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 395,161 Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, paraplegics are told to walk it off, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. I Always Choose The Last Option's national animal is the National Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

I Always Choose The Last Option is ranked 1,107^th in the world and 2^nd in TERRY for Largest Governments, scoring 63.5 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.