The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.982 billion I Always Choose The Last Optionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient I Always Choose The Last Optionian economy, worth a remarkable 4,777 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 367,982 Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The finest dining experience in I Always Choose The Last Option is chakra-infused grass, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and posing for pictures is an integral part of military training. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. I Always Choose The Last Option's national animal is the National Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

I Always Choose The Last Option is ranked 14,081^st in the world and 10^th in TERRY for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.52 law-abiding acts per hour.