Population | 7.305 billion |
Capital | Warfare |
Leader | Roach |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dove |
The Loving Couple of I-ShipIt is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Roach with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, disturbing lack of elderly people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.305 billion I-ShipItians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warfare. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.
The frighteningly efficient I-ShipItian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,844 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, the government has the power to seize property at will, the New I-ShipItian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, and stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of I-ShipIt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I-ShipIt's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.
I-ShipIt is ranked 308,695th in the world and 18,633rd in Chicken overlords for Most Secular, with 1.57 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : I-ShipIt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in I-ShipIt, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of I-ShipIt.
- : Following new legislation in I-ShipIt, the New I-ShipItian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
- : Following new legislation in I-ShipIt, the government has the power to seize property at will.
- : Following new legislation in I-ShipIt, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack.
- : Following new legislation in I-ShipIt, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.
- : Following new legislation in I-ShipIt, starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds.
- : Following new legislation in I-ShipIt, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
- : I-ShipIt was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in I-ShipIt, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.