The Republic of Hyrpirievon is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.031 billion Hyrpirievonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyrpirievonian economy, worth 130 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 126,717 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

People regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hyrpirievon's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hyrpirievon is ranked 262,555^th in the world and 587^th in Concord for Most Conservative, scoring 35.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.