The Republic of Hyenhnam is a massive, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.165 billion Hyenhnamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kheygyah. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyenhnamian economy, worth 537 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 128,984 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyenhnam's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyenhnam is ranked 17,633^rd in the world and 894^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 81.88 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.