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Hurt 'em plenty!
Largest Insurance Industry: 485thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 605thHighest Economic Output: 1,302nd
The People's Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Hurtful Thoughts

Population41.702 billion

LeaderLeader

Currencythought
Animaldodo

The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 41.702 billion Hurties are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hurtian economy, worth a remarkable 8,502 trillion thoughts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 203,875 thoughts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,391,760 per year while the poor average 10,819, a ratio of 128 to 1.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hurtful Thoughts's national animal is the dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hurtful Thoughts is ranked 152,679th in the world and 3,221st in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 520.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 485thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 605thHighest Economic Output: 1,302ndLargest Populations: 1,310thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,468thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,676thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,914thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,026thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,289thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,442ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,600thHighest Crime Rates: 3,790thMost Avoided: 4,788thRudest Citizens: 5,141stMost Armed: 6,028thLargest Mining Sector: 7,429thHighest Average Incomes: 10,323rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,648thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,650thLargest Retail Industry: 12,759thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,358thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,883rdSmartest Citizens: 15,353rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,840thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,091stMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,451stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,891stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,757th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 77th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 89th in the regionMost Avoided: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 140th in the regionMost Armed: 156th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 213th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 288th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 320th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 330th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 333rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 337th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 351st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 384th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 466th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 472nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 488th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 506th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 508th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 573rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 660th in the region

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