The Happy Warrior Colony of Hur Lendis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Esteemed Federal Council Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.77 billion Hur Lendisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fight Club City. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hur Lendisian economy, worth 399 trillion lens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,580 lens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, it turns out that the government can have your guns by prying them out of your warm living hands, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hur Lendis's national animal is the ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hur Lendis is ranked 159,927^th in the world and 10^th in Fifth Wall for Highest Drug Use, scoring 51 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.