The Dark General of Hunger for the Dark is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.682 billion Hunger for the Darkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hunger for the Darkian economy, worth 101 trillion golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,911 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Hunger for the Dark flights to avoid the pay lavatories, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hunger for the Dark's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hunger for the Dark is ranked 128,967^th in the world and 1,266^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Governments, scoring 14.46 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.