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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 270thMost Influential: 434thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,118th
The Federal Republic of
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Population8.041 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.041 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Wingwangs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,070 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 135,938th in the world and 7,470th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 39.22 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 270thMost Influential: 434thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,118thMost Devout: 4,731stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,341stMost Developed: 6,516thRudest Citizens: 6,519thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,974thLowest Crime Rates: 7,639thSmartest Citizens: 7,721stBest Weather: 8,032ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,554thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,641stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,166thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,474thNicest Citizens: 9,608thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,419thMost Stationary: 10,998thTop
Most Cultured: 11,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,628thLargest Governments: 12,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,606thHighest Economic Output: 14,572ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,988thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,112thSafest: 17,441stMost Pacifist: 17,608thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,346th
Most Influential: 137th in the regionMost Devout: 189th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionMost Stationary: 242nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 270th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 377th in the regionMost Developed: 378th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 413th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 425th in the regionBest Weather: 433rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 439th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 444th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 459th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 478th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 495th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 498th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 498th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 504th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 517th in the regionNicest Citizens: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 545th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 547th in the regionLargest Governments: 579th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 605th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 609th in the regionLargest Populations: 615th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 622nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 692nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 741st in the regionSafest: 960th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,000th in the regionNudest: 1,103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,126th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,193rd in the region

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