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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rdMost Influential: 472ndMost Devout: 4,299th
The Federal Republic of
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Population8.422 billion

CapitalSierra Gordo
LeaderSupreme Overloard Norm
FaithThe way


The Federal Republic of Humptalumpta is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Overloard Norm with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.422 billion Humptalumptans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Gordo. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Humptalumptan economy, worth a remarkable 1,165 trillion Wingwangs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,347 Wingwangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, populations of two-headed Tigers have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humptalumpta's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The way.

Humptalumpta is ranked 199,059th in the world and 8,712th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -405.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 253rdMost Influential: 472ndTop
Most Devout: 4,299thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,074thMost Developed: 6,173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,665thRudest Citizens: 7,299thSmartest Citizens: 7,378thLowest Crime Rates: 7,380thBest Weather: 7,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,029thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,827thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,961stMost Efficient Economies: 9,094thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,514thNicest Citizens: 9,778thTop
Most Stationary: 10,775thMost Cultured: 11,158thHealthiest Citizens: 11,357thLargest Governments: 11,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,094thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,952ndHighest Economic Output: 14,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,709thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,787thHighest Average Incomes: 16,277thSafest: 16,318thMost Pacifist: 16,574thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,788th
Most Influential: 150th in the regionMost Devout: 174th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 195th in the regionMost Stationary: 234th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 280th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 347th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 367th in the regionMost Developed: 370th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 375th in the regionRudest Citizens: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 418th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 424th in the regionBest Weather: 438th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 440th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 452nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 453rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 460th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 480th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 498th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 500th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 505th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 526th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 540th in the regionNicest Citizens: 544th in the regionMost Cultured: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 561st in the regionLargest Governments: 572nd in the regionLargest Populations: 600th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 603rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 613th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 639th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 669th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 770th in the regionSafest: 864th in the regionMost Pacifist: 900th in the region

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