The Democratic Republic of Humbledonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.737 billion Humbledonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ye Old Town. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Humbledonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,885 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 474,245 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate, and the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humbledonia's national animal is the Allibat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Holy Allibat.

Humbledonia is ranked 17,115^th in the world and 249^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,322.95 on the Hickory Productivity Index.