The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 27.319 billion Huitzilopochltians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Huitzilopochltian economy, worth 81.0 trillion Birdies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,965 Birdies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huitzilopochlti's national animal is the Catoborus.

Huitzilopochlti is ranked 276,575^th in the world and 3^rd in Poqilet for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 116.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.