The Confederation of Republics of Huelistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Confederal Comissar Iósif Jrioukarin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.292 billion Huelistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huelingrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Huelistani economy, worth a remarkable 3,415 trillion New Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,993 New Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Huelistan's hospitals, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Huelistan's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Huelistan is ranked 269,933^rd in the world and 1,938^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1188.04 on the Hayek Index.